Villarreal, Villarreal... "Villa-Porras"!! A handful to begin (5-0)

Could we wish a better beginning?? Maybe, yes^^, but have no doubt that today Barça has signed a dream-like beginning for this season: first match, first handful of goals (impressive, isn't it??).

And not against Racing de Santander or Levante UD, no, against Villarreal CF, one of the strongest rivals of La Liga!!

Like I always did, after the introduction, i'll tell things as how they happened:

1-0: Thiago (Kid Wonder): Enveloped by three defenders, he hasn't got a sure pass to Messi or Alexis and, out of nowhere, he kicks an impressive low shot that ends in the net.

W O W, what a goal.

2-0: Cesc Fàbregas (This guy is on fire!): A truly killer assist by Messi that leaves Cesc alone against Diego López. Cesc dribbles him and scores at pleasure.

It's a so traditional yet still so beautfiul goal...

3-0: Alexis (Grande Alexis!!): A Koeman-like long pass by Thiago that Alexis mercilessly kicks into the net.

Too bad that Alexis received a yellow card for removing his shirt while celebrating his first goal as a culé...

4-0(1) and 5-0(2): Messi (The omnipotent God of football)(Continues below)

1-After stunning Villareal CF with passes and more passes (typical Barça) a final assist by Iniesta is taken profit by Messi with a powerful left shot.

It's a so traditional yet still so beautfiul goal...

2- After stunning even more the yellow-shirted players, Messi passes the ball to Thiago, Thiago enters in the area and retains 'till Messi appears, and then connects a death pass to Messi. Diego López is able to see it, but is unable to launch Messi into the air in time to prevent the handful.

Like everybody would say: "Typical from home."

Two words describe this match for every side: For Barça, Dream Beginning

For Villarreal, Total Humiliation

Eeeeehm where was I going?? Aaaaaah yes!! That's all for now, folks, see you after the Real Sociedad-Barça!! (remember it's gonna be the 11th of September 'cos there will be a stop for national team play)