Get ready to rumble, AC Milan (4-0)

You rossoneros, prepare yourself for the battle of your lives, as we cleared things up with this match AND you crashed down against Alberto Gilardino's ACF Fiorentina.

Just read about this match, and you'll know that a fearsome storm system is about to fall on San Siro:

We had to wait a nineteen minute domination in order to see the first: Messi receives a fault from Efraín Juárez, Xavi delivers a silked but quite low high pass into the area, and Piqué (WTF is he doing here), more clever than anyone, anticipates both Mateos and Roberto and heads the ball in (notice that the pass was so low that he even had to crouch in order to succesfully hit the ball). And that makes the can opener.

Scrapping the end of the first half, an outraging mistake of the "maño" defense left Messi in line with Efraín Juárez, but almost completely alone inside the area, so when he received a ball, imagine. Nothing to say, we all know Messi.

Surprising (and somewhat controversial (it's not what you think)) is that the third fell not much after the beginning of the second half (that's not the surprise), supposedly by the boots of Barça's beloved captain, Carles Puyol, as Cesc (living wonder) centered a perfect ball in the area, which Keita could have tried to head in, but he saw Puyol standing in front of the goal and decided to give him the goal, so he headed the ball to him, Puyol controlled and made a quite troubled flying kick (seemingly he isn't very good when it comes to shoot to goal... logical, he's a defender), which Roberto somehow managed to acrobatically block, but the rebound fell in a grounded Puyol's leg range, and there comes the controversy: Efraín Juárez ran to save his team, and tried to kick the ball out of the goal, but the replays show that when the ball was struck, seemingly it was done by both Puyol and Juárez, each of one with antagonical intentions, but no matter what, the ball ended in. There have been people that saw that as a goal by Puyol, but others saw it as an own goal by Efraín Juárez. Anyway, it's in.

Then, reaching almost the hour and a quarter of match, Alexis was changed by Villa. Everybody said that the "guaje" wasn't doing very well recently, but as soon as that became a "trending topic", Isaac Cuenca (season revelation) centered a ball, refracted into the air by Lanzaro's legs, and seeing no one to cover him, Villa headed in at pleasure (another outraging mistake by the defense). Bam! Lapidary answer by Villa to the rumours that he wasn't doing well.

Then Barça slowed down, Zaragoza tried to consume the remaining fuel in one last, desperated full throttle, but it was a pyrrhic effort, as Barça had almost no trouble on containing them.

As I was saying, you rossoneros, prepare for your own Third World War, beacuse La Liga takes a breath to settle in the UEFA Champions League again, and next Wednesday, there's gonna be a planet-size starship collision in San Siro. So, next Wednesday, 20:45, (I wonder) TV3, AC Milan-Barça, in the San Siro stadium (a dangerous place to be if you aren't a rossonero).

That's all for now, folks, see ya after the Milan-Barça!!